Oh dear!

You guys have not been following my instructions.

We have had another funeral, that is 3 this year and it is 3 too many.

All you people out there get a crip on yourselves, get down to a normal weight and keep it that way, not a certain way of cheating death but it will probably help. So sign up now to some regular, formal exercise, give up smoking and worrying about your weight and enjoy your life.