Oh dear!

You guys have not been following my instructions.

We have had another funeral, that is 3 this year and it is 3 too many.

All you people out there get a crip on yourselves, get down to a normal weight and keep it that way, not a certain way of cheating death but it will probably help. So sign up now to some regular, formal exercise, give up smoking and worrying about your weight and enjoy your life.

No change at the bank

Last year I posted on the subject of the banks in general giving a poor interest for a year then reducing it to even less without advising one. Things have improved, they now warn you that you about to be fleeced, provided you can find your way round the paperwork. There are reasonable rates around that are tolerably safe but this writer can only say that you have to find them, you might try looking at the side of your old family bible.

This year, 2011, we have had two funerals, albeit one was an ex member, that is enough for this year so all you former professional people, keep healthy, ruin the undertakers.